My birthday present from my Wifey. She’s so good to me. Thanks dearest!
That’s right. It’s Wifey’s birthday, so you know what that means.
Yup. Eric in a tool belt.
Mmm mmm MMMMMMMMM…
I had to call it something different over on FFN because they’re all proper and shit, but you know that’s not the case over here. The story is the same, but this is the true title.